roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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