- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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