- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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