did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Pickles are powerful

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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