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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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