What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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