- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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