why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red, yup.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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