- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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