- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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