- Anti Joke

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies