- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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