- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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