- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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