What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Knock Knock.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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