- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

knock knock There's no door

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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