- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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