- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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