Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Japan

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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