- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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