- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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