name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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think twice or at least think

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Everybody will die

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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