Whats funnier than 24.....25

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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1+2 = 6

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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