- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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