What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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