One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Yanter, Look it up

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

here's a joke... the american education society

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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