A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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