Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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