- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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