what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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