Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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