What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why? Why not?

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Knock knock Come in

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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