What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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You idiot.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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