- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

run farther?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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