- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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