- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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