- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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