What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what are you mike bibby?

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Hail Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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