- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Sixty... eight

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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