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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

here's a joke... the american education society

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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