Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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