Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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women's rights.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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your face

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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