why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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