- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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