- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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