- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Women's Rights..

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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