How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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