Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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