How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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