- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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