Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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