Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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nolan is gay

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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