What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Justin Bieber.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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do you have a wife?

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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