Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Sixty... eight

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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