What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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