- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickles are powerful

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

hi michael

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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