Massie is a fatass

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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