how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Massie is a fatass

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Your mam is so fat.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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