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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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