Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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