- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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