What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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here kitty kitty

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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