homosexual rights to marriage

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Whats funny? Your face.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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