MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Massie is a fatass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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