- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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