- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Gay republicans

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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