- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Dwarf Shortage

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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