- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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