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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

how man

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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