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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Your mam is so fat.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Massie is a fatass

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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