Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

my egg roll

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Pickles are powerful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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