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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

do you have a wife?

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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