A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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1+2 = 6

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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