What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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