So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

XD Jackass.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Justin Bieber.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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