My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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