- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Justin Bieber.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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