- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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