While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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